The Swan

Stately swan, so proud and white
Glistening in the morning light,
Come and tell me is it true
That a snow-white swan like you,
Guided by bright golden chains
In his beak for bridle reins,
Once upon a time from far
Fabled lands where fairies are
Brought a magic boat wherein
Rode the brave knight Lohengrin?

Stately swan, so proud and white
Glistening in the morning light,
If you only wore a gold
Harness, like that swan of old,
And if trailing in your wake
Sailing on the silver lake
Was a boat of magic and
You could float to fairy-land,
Then I'd jump in and begin
Traveling like Lohengrin!

by Evaleen Stein

Doctor Doctor Jokes!

I Feel... Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon ! Well sit still and don't stir !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this !

Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm a ball of string.  Oh, get knotted!

Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm a bookkeeper. Now, now, you mustn't ledger self go.

Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm transparent.  Yes, I can see you're not all there.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bar of soap. That's life, boy.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bucket.  You do look a little pail. http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/doctor/i_feel.html

Knock Knock Jokes...

Knock Knock Who's there !Mabel ! Mabel who ?Mabel doesn't ring either !

Knock Knock Who's there !Mabel ! Mabel who ?Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings !

Knock Knock Who's there !Madame ! Madame who ?Madame finger's caught in the door !

Knock Knock Who's there !Madame ! Madame who ?Madame foot is caught in the door !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Madonna ! Madonna who ?Madonna's being mean, tell her off !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Madrid ! Madrid who ?Madrid you wash my jeans !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Mae ! Mae who ?Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Maggot ! Maggot who ?Maggot me these new jeans today !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Maia ! Maia who ?Maianimals are like children to me!

Knock Knock Who's there ?Maida ! Maida who ?Maida cake 'cause you were coming !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Maina ! Maina who ?Maina-nimals are like children to me !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Maine ! Maine who ?Maine I come in now please !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Maisie ! Maisie who ?Maisie Grace !

Knock Knock Who's there !Major ! Major who ?Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked!

Knock Knock Who's there !Major ! Major who ?Major headache, that noise !

Knock Knock Who's there !Major ! Major who ?Major answer didn't I !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Malcolm ! Malcolm who ?Malcome you didn't do your homework !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Mali ! Mali who ?Mali Brown !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Malt ! Malt who ?Malt-esers the girls terribly !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Mamie ! Mamie who ?Mamie a new dress !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Man ! Man who ?Managed to get here then !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Manchu ! Manchu who ?Manchu your food six times at least !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Mandy ! Mandy who ?Mandy lifeboats, we're sinking !

Knock Knock Who's there ?Manitoba ! Manitoba who ?Manitoba me hours to get out of here !

Knock Knock Who's there !Manny ! Manny who ?Manny people keep asking me that !

Knock Knock Who's there !Manny ! Manny who ?Manny are called, but few are chosen !

Knock Knock Who's there !Manuel ! Manuel who ?Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door !  Cascao       Open the following site, so you can see more jokes... http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/knock/knockm.html

If School Were More Like Baseball

If school were more like baseball
we'd only have to play.
We'd hang out in the sunshine
and run around all day.

We wouldn't have to study.
We'd practice and we'd train.
And, best of all, they'd cancel
whenever there was rain.

--Kenn Nesbitt

Jordin Sparks: Emergency 911

Uma aventura no tempo

iCarly iWas A Pageant Girl Part 1

Funny Cats

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2-71: Boss Battle! Vs. Dusknoir

Owl City - Fireflies

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

When Frankenstein was just a kid, he ate his greens. It's true. He did! He ate his spinach, salads, peas, asparagus, and foods like these, and with each leaf and lima bean his skin became a bit more green.  On chives and chard he loved to chew, and Brussels sprouts and peppers too, until he ate that fateful bean that turned his skin completely green. He turned all green, and stayed that way, and now he frightens folks away.  Poor Frankenstein, his tale is sad, but things need not have been so bad. It's fair to say, if only he had eaten much less celery, avoided cabbage, ate no kale, why, then, we'd have a different tale.  So, mom and dad, I'm here to say please take these vegetables away or my fate could be just as grim. Yes, I could end up green like him. So, mom and dad, before we dine, please give a thought to Frankenstein.

--Kenn Nesbitt

Scary jokes

A vampire joke What's a vampire's favourite sport? Batminton! A werewolf joke What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much? A whino! A witch joke Where did the witch get her furniture? From the ideal gnome exhibition! A skeleton joke Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with! A cannibal joke What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom! A ghost joke How can you tell if a corpse is angry? It flips its lid! A demon joke What do demons have on holiday? A devil of a time!

Doctor Doctor Jokes

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.

Are you choking? No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ‘till I get there Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday? Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite! Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Pokemon Battle Dimension - Episode 40 - A Lean Mean Team Rocket Machine -Part 2

Charlie bit my finger - again !