Doctor Doctor Jokes!

I Feel... Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon ! Well sit still and don't stir !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this !

Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm a ball of string.  Oh, get knotted!

Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm a bookkeeper. Now, now, you mustn't ledger self go.

Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm transparent.  Yes, I can see you're not all there.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bar of soap. That's life, boy.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bucket.  You do look a little pail. http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/doctor/i_feel.html