Sunday, February 7, 2010

Knock Knock Jokes...


Knock Knock
Who's there !Mabel !
Mabel who ?
Mabel doesn't ring either !
Knock Knock
Who's there !Mabel !
Mabel who ?
Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !Madame !
Madame who ?
Madame finger's caught in the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !Madame !
Madame who ?
Madame foot is caught in the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Madonna !
Madonna who ?
Madonna's being mean, tell her off !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Madrid !
Madrid who ?
Madrid you wash my jeans !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Mae !
Mae who ?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Maggot !
Maggot who ?
Maggot me these new jeans today !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Maia !
Maia who ?
Maianimals are like children to me!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Maida !
Maida who ?
Maida cake 'cause you were coming !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Maina !
Maina who ?
Maina-nimals are like children to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Maine !
Maine who ?
Maine I come in now please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Maisie !
Maisie who ?
Maisie Grace !
Knock Knock
Who's there !Major !
Major who ?
Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked!
Knock Knock
Who's there !Major !
Major who ?
Major headache, that noise !
Knock Knock
Who's there !Major !
Major who ?
Major answer didn't I !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Malcolm !
Malcolm who ?
Malcome you didn't do your homework !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Mali !
Mali who ?
Mali Brown !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Malt !
Malt who ?
Malt-esers the girls terribly !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Mamie !
Mamie who ?
Mamie a new dress !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Man !
Man who ?
Managed to get here then !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Manchu !
Manchu who ?
Manchu your food six times at least !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Mandy !
Mandy who ?
Mandy lifeboats, we're sinking !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?Manitoba !
Manitoba who ?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !Manny !
Manny who ?
Manny people keep asking me that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !Manny !
Manny who ?
Manny are called, but few are chosen !
Knock Knock
Who's there !Manuel !
Manuel who ?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door !

 Cascao       Open the following site, so you can see more jokes...

http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/knock/knockm.html

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