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FIVE GREAT TIPS ON SUCCESSFUL GAMING
1. Always read instructions.
2. Always read tips.
3. Write instructions/tips.
4. If needed keep tips/instructions.
5. If having difficulty read manual.
2. Always read tips.
3. Write instructions/tips.
4. If needed keep tips/instructions.
5. If having difficulty read manual.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Jordin Sparks - Emergency (911) Lyrics
You know my ringtone (why don't you answer the phone)
If you don't get here (I'm dancing alone)
Get in the fast lane 'cause someone will ask me
If you don't
I hear the music (I'm ready to go)
You better get here ('cause I'm dancing alone)
You better get driving and turn on the siren
Cause you're in the danger zone
You know it's friday
Why don't you call me
You got my number
Hey I'm still waiting
Why don't you call me
Aren't you my boyfriend?
You were supposed to be here
Like an hour ago
I bought this dress for you
I got my legs so smooth
I got my manny paddy went and hot my hair done too
All dressed up and nowhere to go-oh
It's an emergency
I need you here with me
It's a 911 (911)
It's an emergency
Can't you see?
It's a 911 (911)
Dying of dance deprivation
Emotional starvation, I need resuscitation
Gettin' impatient
It's an emergency (emergency)
911 (911)
You know I told you
You can't be late now
Watching my watch tick
There goes my attitude, I'm almost over you
You were supposed to be here like an hour ago
That's what you always do, give me some lame excuse
Like you were workin', sleepin', come on baby try the truth
All dressed up and nowhere to go-oh
It's an emergency
I need you here with me
It's a 911 (911)
It's an emergency
Can't you see?
It's a 911 (911)
Dying of dance deprivation
Emotional starvation, I need resuscitation
Gettin' impatient
It's an emergency (emergency)
911 (911)
You know my ringtone (why don't you answer the phone)
If you don't get here (I'm dancing alone)
Get in the fast lane 'cause someone will ask me
If you don't
I hear the music (I'm ready to go)
You better get here ('cause I'm dancing alone)
You better get driving and turn on the siren
Cause you're in the danger zone
It's an emergency
I need you here with me
It's a 911 (911)
It's an emergency
Can't you see?
It's a 911 (911)
Dying of dance deprivation
Emotional starvation, I need resuscitation
Gettin' impatient
It's an emergency (emergency)
911 (911)
If you don't get here (I'm dancing alone)
Get in the fast lane 'cause someone will ask me
If you don't
I hear the music (I'm ready to go)
You better get here ('cause I'm dancing alone)
You better get driving and turn on the siren
Cause you're in the danger zone
You know it's friday
Why don't you call me
You got my number
Hey I'm still waiting
Why don't you call me
Aren't you my boyfriend?
You were supposed to be here
Like an hour ago
I bought this dress for you
I got my legs so smooth
I got my manny paddy went and hot my hair done too
All dressed up and nowhere to go-oh
It's an emergency
I need you here with me
It's a 911 (911)
It's an emergency
Can't you see?
It's a 911 (911)
Dying of dance deprivation
Emotional starvation, I need resuscitation
Gettin' impatient
It's an emergency (emergency)
911 (911)
You know I told you
You can't be late now
Watching my watch tick
There goes my attitude, I'm almost over you
You were supposed to be here like an hour ago
That's what you always do, give me some lame excuse
Like you were workin', sleepin', come on baby try the truth
All dressed up and nowhere to go-oh
It's an emergency
I need you here with me
It's a 911 (911)
It's an emergency
Can't you see?
It's a 911 (911)
Dying of dance deprivation
Emotional starvation, I need resuscitation
Gettin' impatient
It's an emergency (emergency)
911 (911)
You know my ringtone (why don't you answer the phone)
If you don't get here (I'm dancing alone)
Get in the fast lane 'cause someone will ask me
If you don't
I hear the music (I'm ready to go)
You better get here ('cause I'm dancing alone)
You better get driving and turn on the siren
Cause you're in the danger zone
It's an emergency
I need you here with me
It's a 911 (911)
It's an emergency
Can't you see?
It's a 911 (911)
Dying of dance deprivation
Emotional starvation, I need resuscitation
Gettin' impatient
It's an emergency (emergency)
911 (911)
Monday, February 8, 2010
~ Tributo à Criança ~
Criança,
encarnação da alegria
que afugenta a tristeza,
fazendo a noite virar dia.
Criança,
flor ainda em botão,
que, quando bem cuidada,
boa se torna de coração.
Criança,
cuja educação nos é confiada,
através de bons exemplos,
raramente faz coisa errada.
Criança,
pessoa adulta de amanhã
que, quando bem preparada,
cresce tranqüila e sã.
Criança,
sublime milagre de Deus,
que, se respeitada e amada,
também ama e respeita os seus.
."Educai as crianças, para que não seja necessário punir os adultos." Pitágoras
Wagner Tadeu Matioli
The Swan
Stately swan, so proud and white
Glistening in the morning light,
Come and tell me is it true
That a snow-white swan like you,
Guided by bright golden chains
In his beak for bridle reins,
Once upon a time from far
Fabled lands where fairies are
Brought a magic boat wherein
Rode the brave knight Lohengrin?
Stately swan, so proud and white
Glistening in the morning light,
If you only wore a gold
Harness, like that swan of old,
And if trailing in your wake
Sailing on the silver lake
Was a boat of magic and
You could float to fairy-land,
Then I'd jump in and begin
Traveling like Lohengrin!
by Evaleen Stein
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Doctor Doctor Jokes!
 I Feel... Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point ! |
| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later ! |
| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then |
| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon ! Well sit still and don't stir ! |
| Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this ! |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm a ball of string. Oh, get knotted! |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm a bookkeeper. Now, now, you mustn't ledger self go. |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel I'm transparent. Yes, I can see you're not all there. |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bar of soap. That's life, boy. |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bucket. You do look a little pail. http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/doctor/i_feel.html |
Knock Knock Jokes...
| Knock Knock Who's there !Mabel ! Mabel who ?Mabel doesn't ring either ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Mabel ! Mabel who ?Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Madame ! Madame who ?Madame finger's caught in the door ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Madame ! Madame who ?Madame foot is caught in the door ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Madonna ! Madonna who ?Madonna's being mean, tell her off ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Madrid ! Madrid who ?Madrid you wash my jeans ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Mae ! Mae who ?Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Maggot ! Maggot who ?Maggot me these new jeans today ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Maia ! Maia who ?Maianimals are like children to me! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Maida ! Maida who ?Maida cake 'cause you were coming ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Maina ! Maina who ?Maina-nimals are like children to me ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Maine ! Maine who ?Maine I come in now please ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Maisie ! Maisie who ?Maisie Grace ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Major ! Major who ?Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Major ! Major who ?Major headache, that noise ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Major ! Major who ?Major answer didn't I ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Malcolm ! Malcolm who ?Malcome you didn't do your homework ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Mali ! Mali who ?Mali Brown ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Malt ! Malt who ?Malt-esers the girls terribly ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Mamie ! Mamie who ?Mamie a new dress ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Man ! Man who ?Managed to get here then ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Manchu ! Manchu who ?Manchu your food six times at least ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Mandy ! Mandy who ?Mandy lifeboats, we're sinking ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ?Manitoba ! Manitoba who ?Manitoba me hours to get out of here ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Manny ! Manny who ?Manny people keep asking me that ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Manny ! Manny who ?Manny are called, but few are chosen ! |
| Knock Knock Who's there !Manuel ! Manuel who ?Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door ! Cascao Open the following site, so you can see more jokes... http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/knock/knockm.html |
If School Were More Like Baseball
If school were more like baseball we'd only have to play. We'd hang out in the sunshine and run around all day. We wouldn't have to study. We'd practice and we'd train. And, best of all, they'd cancel whenever there was rain.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Sunday, January 31, 2010
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